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| The Boat
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-towners who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch that whole day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back to shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
No word on the kind old ladies response once she was revived. | |
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Lost in Mindless Cherries Stats
| Formed: |
30th December 2005 |
| Split: |
1st August 2010 |
| Best Album: |
'Kalyptra Frena Hare Stoping Maybe Mastics' 7/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
'Yaws Include' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 15th July 2009.) |
| Records Sold: |
1,722,047 in total (568,974 albums, 1,153,073 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Indie |
| Groupies: |
According to this weeks NME mikedynamite is set to release a solo album later in this year entitled "I'll Sit On Anything". |
Lost in Mindless Cherries Member Profiles
punkgrl011
punkgrl011 lacks anything in the way of charisma and should be sent back to their desk job before we all die of banality.
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emperor_glavin
Although prone to the odd bum note onstage, emperor_glavin more than compensates for this through their cool temprament and professionalism. |
minty_twang
In a live setting, minty_twang is by far the most charismatic. When both minty_twang and emperor_glavin are on form Lost in Mindless Cherries seem unstoppable, but admittedly this chemistry develops rarely. |
lesmisgirl
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Lost in Mindless Cherries's drummer lesmisgirl in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound. |
spinnersun
spinnersun is an egotistical cunt and is nowhere near as good as they believe they are. They should be brought back to earth with a swift kick to the gonads. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 39 |
Selectly Trimer Quitters Nowheres Sachems |
Mar 2006 |
| 28 |
Actinons Dim Puppies Writerly Volts |
Apr 2006 |
| 21 |
Parson |
May 2006 |
| 20 |
Oilskin Foamer Tonetic Labelers Strands |
Nov 2007 |
| 15 |
Bimbo Hokily Padnags Ail |
Jan 2008 |
| 10 |
Corpses Agenesis Plainest |
Feb 2008 |
| 1 |
Revest Treaded |
Feb 2009 |
| 1 |
Thyrsoid |
May 2009 |
| 1 |
Yaws Include |
Jul 2009 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 68 |
Flacks Damask Catechol |
Dec 2005 |
| 25 |
Speakers Piscary Socked |
Aug 2007 |
| 2 |
Kalyptra Frena Hare Stoping Maybe Mastics |
Jan 2009 |
northern ireland's worst
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| And from all your entries, I think you all made out pretty well! I finally got an iPod (yes, Chelsea they are Freakin' WONDERFUL!!!) And a non-sucky digital camera! Today I got myself a tripod for it and pink iPod case for my new toy!! JOY. Christmas went well over all...I got a lot of $$$ and a stuffed snowman...I am still wondering why I got it...
And I really can't wait to go back to Boston...NH...ick. Before I make my exit, I hope to see all you guys. Best for a great 2006, if I don't see y'all before than! | |
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| She and I fianlly hung out, it was great. Plain and simple. More to come when I am not about to die from lack of sleep. | |
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| UM...IT IS 1:17AM AND I AM OUTSIDE IN THE COLD...THIS SUX. PEOPLE ARE STILL INSIDE...OMG...THIS IS INSANE!!!! WAH! | |
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| Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) - Mood:cheerful
 - Music:ANTM Finale Show
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| I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.
I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.
We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.
We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gay bash.
I am the transgender person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant--and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants don't raise a stink.
I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.
I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.
I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.
I am the girl who did not learn the meaning of "homosexual" until high school but never thought to question why two men might be kissing.
I am the woman who argues (quite loudly and vehemently) with the bigots who insist that you do not have the right to marry or raise children.
We are the high school class who agrees, unanimously, along with our teacher, that love should be all that matters.
If you agree, repost this. Do it. You don't have to be afraid. You can handle it. You're stronger than you think.
I am making a difference. Hate will not win. | |
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